FIVE THINGS TO DO WHEN A BLACKOUT OCCURS DURING A PLAYby Matt Raudsepp of Matt and Kyle and Matt
Give someone near you the middle finger
We've all been there before... you arrive at the theatre and run into that acquaintance you secretly despise. You're forced to be pleasant with them before the show begins, making small talk, secretly interior monologuing pure hatred and anger at your misfortune. Well, when the house opens, mark where your "friend" sits down. At the first blackout, stand up in your seat and violently flip the bird at your unassuming target. Do it stealthily and silently, but extremely forcefully for maximum enjoyment.